Last night, the Mariners played one of their most exciting games of 2012, as they defeated the Boston Red Sox, 1-0. Unfortunately, it was only exciting because the lineup was held to three hits over seven innings by a guy (Franklin Morales) who has made 18 starts over an on and off eight year major league career.
Felix is Ours and You Can’t Have Him (Unless the Price is Right)
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In the end, the game was decided by a John Jaso (who I’m quickly beginning to believe is the most clutch motherfucker in all of baseball) pinch hit RBI single in the bottom of the ninth. But that run only mattered in the first place because M’s ace Felix Hernandez pitched what was close to the game of his life. The line for Felix: complete game shutout, five hits allowed, one (ninth inning) walk, and 13 punchouts. In one evening of work, King Felix revealed why there isn’t a single player in all of baseball I’d trade him straight up for (I believe I once said I’d trade him for Justin Verlander, but I think I’d like to back out of that, owing to one fact and one opinion: Verlander is three years older and, just maybe, the tiniest of ticks better. And that’s quite damn debatable.)
Still, I have to admit, I spent the last few innings considering trade packages I would accept in return for the King. Over the past few seasons, we’ve watched him rack up losses and no decisions in games in which he was utterly dominant. An almost nonexistent offense will do that. My willingness to at least think about trading him has nothing to do with his greatness, which is considerable. I just hate the idea of him languishing here, and I’m realistic enough to know that the Mariners still lack several key pieces needed to field a championship-caliber team.
The biggest roadblock to trading Felix is that it would be near-impossible to get fair value back for him. He’s an established ace who just turned 26 and he has two and a half years left on his current contract. If all that weren’t enough, if I’m GM Jack Zduriencik, I add a couple of conditions:
1. The Yankees are out. You too, Red Sox.
– The Bombers are most frequently mentioned by national baseball men when the annual topic of trading Felix comes up. Unfortunately their minor league cupboard is a bit bare. The Yanks’ top two prospects, pitchers Manny Banuelos and Dellin Betances, have endured considerable struggles this season. Their #3 guy is a catcher (not a long term need), #4 (outfielder Mason Williams) is several years away from the Show and #5 was a throw-in from the Jesus Montero-Michael Pineda deal.
So unless the Yankees want to send us Robinson Cano and Curtis Granderson (and pay their entire remaining salaries), they can go to hell. I also want Michael Kay and Monument Park in any such deal. The Sox farm system might be even worse off. Jose Iglesias? Thanks, but we already have a great fielding shortstop who can’t fucking hit. Go figure out a way to trade for Zack Greinke, fellas.
2. Nobody within the division gets him.
– I will not, under any circumstances, watch Felix pitch against the Mariners three to five times a year as an Angel or Ranger.
So where does that leave us? About half a step shy of nowhere. It would have to be a blockbuster. And it would require a team not only rich in prospects but also one with sufficient cash to carry a $20 million a year ace. That rules out Pittsburgh, Kansas City, San Diego and Tampa Bay, four teams that, unfortunately, are among the most loaded in terms of developing talent.
This narrows our search down to a precious few teams. Off the top of my head, there’s the Washington Nationals, Atlanta Braves, Arizona Diamondbacks and maybe Toronto. Not exactly a lot of options. And that list gets a bit narrower once they get a load of what I would want in return. Here’s my initial offer. Felix, and Felix alone, for…….
Arizona: Justin Upton-OF/Trevor Bauer-RHP/Matt Davidson-3B (their best player plus prospects #’s 1 and 4.)
Atlanta: Jason Heyward-OF/Julio Teheran-RHP/Andrelton Simmons-SS (their best young MLB bat plus their top two prospects.)
Washington: Anthony Rendon-3B and either Bryce Harper or Stephen Strasburg (NOT gonna happen.)
Toronto: Brett Lawrie-3B/Travis d’Arnaud-C/Anthony Gose-OF (the Jays’ top two prospects, plus Lawrie. Sure, d’Arnaud is a catcher, but his bat is too good to ignore. You could DH him or move him to first, since it’s looking increasingly likely that Justin Smoak will never be what the M’s hoped he would.)
So there you have it: four deals that would, in all likelihood, be asking too much of prospective trade partners. In other words, trading King Felix is beginning to look like an impossible task. Oh well. I guess there’s only one other thing to do: continue surrounding him with talent, take a deep breath, wait it out for a couple years, spend considerable cash when we’re close and then, in the immortal words of Jake Taylor in Major League, “Win the whole…fuckin’…thing.” (Stop laughing, goddamnit!!)