“Don’t get any big ideas/They’re not gonna happen.”
– Thom Yorke
Don’t let the standings fool you; the Seattle Mariners’ season may very well be over.
I have a pretty good idea of how pessimistic that probably sounds. I mean, if the season ended today, the M’s would make the playoffs, blah, blah, blah, unfounded optimism, sunshine, lollipops, America’s best days are ahead of us. Sorry but this is not, as it’s presently constituted, a playoff team.
But I’m not one to offer up doom and gloom without evidence, so here you go…..
1. The bullpen isn’t as good as they’ve been to this point.
– If you had the M’s’ bullpen pegged as the best in baseball back in the spring, raise your hand. (Put your hand down, you fucking liar!) This group has been positively lights out, posting a league best ERA, confounding hitters and keeping the M’s in games they have no business remaining competitive in. That’s likely to take at least a modest hit.
As innings continue to pile up, as the games begin to take on greater meaning, it ought to be expected that at least a couple of the relievers will stumble. Especially if they continue to be overused as they have been since the break.
I’m not saying the bullpen is gonna crumble; just that it’s probably not gonna be the best in baseball down the stretch. And if the M’s are going back to the playoffs, it’ll have to be that and more because……
2. The offense is, sadly, every bit as bad as it’s been to this point.
– Had you asked me at the beginning of the season who I thought would feature the worst offense in the American League, you wouldn’t have even be finished asking your question before I shouted, “the Mariners!!”. There is nothing even remotely surprising about what I’m about to tell you…..
The M’s are batting .245 as a team, and sadly, that’s an improvement. From 2010 through 2013, the M’s’ team averages were .236, .233. .234 and .237, respectively. They’ve been dead last in batting among AL clubs four years running, and the only thing likely to keep that number from growing is a piss-poor Houston lineup that is presently hitting .239. As strong as the pitching has been, that just isn’t good enough.
To make matters worse, as poor as that batting average is, they’re even shittier at drawing walks and driving the ball, as they rank dead last in both on-base and slugging percentage. This is a team that often needs a whole lot to go right in order to eke out a win. And luck will only carry you so far for so long.
The M’s could do something to mitigate this deficiency at the trade deadline, but realistically speaking, how much good will that do? You think Marlon Byrd or Ben Zobrist is gonna suddenly make this a potent offense? Short of acquiring Mike Trout and Giancarlo Stanton, the M’s are easily gonna finish in the lower third among AL teams offensively.
When I look at a typical Mariner starting lineup, I see three guys that should actually be starting. Robinson Cano is obviously terrific, Kyle Seager is a joy, and Mike Zunino, though his contact rate and OBP are horrid, can at least clear the fences and, most importantly, is a very good defensive catcher. (When Michael Saunders is healthy, he’s the fourth worthy starter, but right now he isn’t, so….)
As for the rest? Brad Miller might be a good hitter someday, but right now he’s terrible. Logan Morrison should be coming off the bench instead of playing one of the most historically significant offensive positions. Dustin Ackley, his current hot streak notwithstanding, has spent the better part of the last three fucking years under-performing. Corey Hart ought to be, at best, the left-handed portion of a DH platoon, James Jones should be a bench guy and pinch runner, while Endy Chavez….you know, I’m just gonna stop right there.
3. September is a bitch.
– If I had to pick a winner for that second and final wildcard bid, I’d lean towards either the Yankees (because they’re fuckers) or the Indians (because they’ll spend the final month of the season battling inferior teams like the White Sox and Twins). Seattle’s September schedule is somewhat more intimidating.
Of their final 27 contests, a full two thirds of them are on the road. (Yes, the M’s have been better away than at home, but much like with the bullpen, that’s probably gotta give at some point.) Only seven of those twenty-seven contests are against this year’s divisional doormats, the Astros and Rangers, while a whopping thirteen of them are against the A’s and Angels.
Yeah, you read that right- nearly half of Seattle’s final 27 games will be against the two best teams in baseball. Not just the two best teams in their division- the two best in all of Major League Baseball. Are you fucking kidding me??
Soooooo yeah. A bullpen that’s been playing over their heads, an offense that is arguably the worst in the American League, and a positively brutal final month of the season. No, I can’t exactly say I’ve got real fucking high hopes of seeing Felix finally pitch in the postseason.
But to those of you who will say I’m being overly pessimistic…well, I’ll mostly hold my tongue. But here’s what I will say……
Could the Mariners make the playoffs? Yeah, of course they could. Will they? Oh, hell no.